http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/yrt/specials/30277-the-last-airbender

Seriously, this is going to be awesome. :3

Remember my last post about M. Night wanting to do a Harry Potter movie? There's a sequel. XD

( Highlights...of sorts )

( Follow the pretty cut )

Proof 
Also loving "But then, for all its strenuous exotic travels to foreign lands, the film is idiotically American."

"Ringer, playing the Avatar, has the charm and gravitas of Stewie, the baby criminal mastermind in Family Guy."

what's sad is that there's videos that are proof of the fact that he's frakkin' adorable, yo.

hey, so remember how in the series airbenders got their tattoos after mastering like 25 36 different airbending techniques and inventing one of their own, which is why it was so impressive that aang got his at only 12 years old? yeah, in the TLA movieverse, not so much.

( airbender tattoos apparently have nothing to do with airbending )

WTF_TLA, I lied to you. I told you I would not see this movie because it is obviously terrible. What I did not tell you is that I love terrible movies. Like Dragonball! Awful <3. Twilight- I laughed so hard at inappropriate times through the whole thing; I was so excited for the sequel. So, when my mom offered me free tickets to take my brother to ( Read more... )

Well apparently that write-up of the movie just didn't suffice to ease the pain TLA has caused me. So my new pet project is going to be rewriting the dialogue to be less failtacular. Since I don't actually know all that much about screenwriting and plot and pacing and all that junk, I'm not going to attempt to write an entirely better version of ( Read more... )

Alright, let's do this. I am going to go through The Last Airbender, scene by scene, and note down what is wrong and why. Let this serve as a comprehensive list of all things terrible about this movie, so that when your friends say they want to see it and you try to talk them out of it, you can show them the monolithic proof of what a wretched ( Read more... )

I believe that this scene deserves its own post.

transliterated as best I could with proper emphases and punctuation

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Earthbenders! Why are you acting this way? You are a powerful! and amazing people! There is earth. Right, beneath your feet. The ground. Is an extension of WHO !you AREIf the Avatar had returned, would that mean anything, to ( Read more... )